Official Game Leaderboards
LOUISVILLE JERKY CO. ARCADE • HAPPY THANKSGAMING!
Big scores AND Bold snacks.
Three games. Three separate leaderboards. Play for fun without signing in, or use your Louisville Jerky Co. Shopify account to compete for snacks. The Internet Sucks is open for official entries. Official entries are also open for Escape from Butchertown and The Good Heart Kitchen.
For The Internet Sucks, sign in with Shopify and choose Start official run. Completed runs are checked before they appear here. The leaderboard keeps your best verified score, and guest scores do not count toward prizes.
Escape from Butchertown
Sneak past guards, free the animals, and make your escape.
Official entries are open. Start a new four-sector campaign with any hero. Complete all four sectors to record your verified total campaign score. Incomplete runs do not enter the prize leaderboard.
The arcade opens in a new tab. Sign in and choose Start official run. Scores are checked before they appear here; the leaderboard keeps your best verified score.
The Internet Sucks
Give the web a hard reset with Ray Cathode.
Official entries are open. Sign in, start an official run, and see where your best verified score lands.
Sign in opens the game in a new tab. Scores refresh automatically below.
The Good Heart Kitchen
Three vegan courses and five menacing challengers.
Official entries are open. Start a new campaign with Bob and standard timing. Your best completed three-course cook-off counts, out of 60 points. Verified cook-offs save as you continue through all five challengers; an unfinished cook-off adds no points.
The arcade opens in a new tab. Sign in and choose Start official run. Scores are checked before they appear here; the leaderboard keeps your best verified score.
Shopify sign-in is optional for playing. Official entries require a verified account and an official run. Public rankings show a player name and score; email addresses and shipping details stay private.