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Neil Hamburger Jerky
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Whether hungry and panicking on a desolate stretch of highway, or prowling the motel vending area in the wee small hours, when food is needed, my Hamburger-Style vegan Jerky hits the spot. It tastes better than any “real” burger you are likely to encounter. Here’s hoping that America’s Funnyman is soon known as “America’s Jerky-man”, with the release of this delicious limited edition flavor.
-Neil Hamburger
Ingredients: Textured Soy Protein, Tamari (Water, Soybeans, Salt, Alcohol [To Preserve Freshness]), High Oleic Sunflower Oil (Tocopherols, Rosemary Extract, And Ascorbyl Palmitate [Added As An Antioxidant]), Water, Ketchup (Tomato Concentrate Made From Red RIpe Tomatoes, Distilled Vinegar, Sugar, Salt, Onion Powder, Spice, Natural Flavoring), Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, Water, #1 Grade Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, Paprika, Spice, Natural Flavors And Garlic Powder), Pickle Brine (Pickle Juice, Water, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Natural Spice Flavors), Less Than 2% Of: Natural Flavor, Salt, Onion, Nutritional Yeast, Yeast Extract, Onion Powder, Spices
Contains: Soy
3 servings per container
Serving size: 1oz (28g)
Amount per serving
Calories: 110
Total Fat: 7g | 9%
Saturated Fat: 1g | 5%
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0mg | 0%
Sodium: 540mg | 23%
Total Carbohydrates: 6g | 2%
Dietary Fiber: 3g | 11%
Total Sugars: 1g
Protein: 6g
Vitamin D: 0mcg | 0%
Calcium: 40mg | 4%
Iron: 1.13mg | 8%
Potassium: 800mg | 15%
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- 5 stars: 140 (78%)
- 4 stars: 19 (11%)
- 3 stars: 12 (7%)
- 2 stars: 6 (3%)
- 1 star: 2 (1%)
This was my 3rd & final time buying this flavor(I forgot on my 2nd review back on Sept. 2025, that I said I wouldn't buy it again). I liked it the 1st time that I bought it when it 1st came out & gave it 5 stars, but the 2nd & 3rd time, it's too salty. Also, I didn't taste the onion, tomatoes & pickle condiments in it like the 1st bag I bought in Aug. 2024. I came up with an idea to tone down the saltiness, while adding the missing condiments flavors that it was lacking. I cut up pickles with the jerky & topped them with some ketchup, which made the jerky taste good(also, now edible because it wasn't salty anymore). Feel free to try my idea with this jerky, you'd probably love it.
Ordered monday morning and i was eating some in canada by wednesday supper. Delicious. Really good. And i am hard to please with jerky. Taste is phenomenal. Texture on point! Vegan?? GET OUT!! Thankyou🫶🏽❤️
First, you need to find two bags of the Neil Hamburger jerky and some hydrogen peroxide at a gas station on your way through the midwest. Then go to the nearest Motel 6, ask for room 208. Go inside the room and test the sink, it probably doesn’t work. You will want some mildly hot running water later, in case this experiment fails and your feet get poked. This is also where the hydrogen peroxide comes in handy.
After you’ve removed your shoes and socks, position either bag of jerky under either foot. Then take two of the small clear trash bags from the small garbage can under the desk and wrap them around your feet, securing the jerky bags to the bottom of your feet. Now you are ready to lower the covers half way on the bed and slide your feet in, and the newly fashioned jerky slippers will serve as a shield from the rusted and bent sharp ends of the used hypodermic needles that await your feet at the far end of the bed. If the jerky slippers do what they’re supposed to do, your feet didn’t get infected or jabbed. Otherwise, refer back to the hot water and peroxide and start scrubbing before infection sets in. Either way, you’ll be sure to have a rather unpleasant stay.
PS the jerky is really good and has the flavor of actual backyard hamburgers
This flavor is truly on another level. With each bite, the flavor develops and reveals another layer of dimension, from the beefy burger patty, to the melty cheese, and even the ridge-sliced pickles. It’s all in there somehow…by magic! And to top it all off it’s a really fun collab with a legendary comedian who’s been vegan since way before it was “cool”. (I think it was always cool but that’s beside the point.) I’m gonna need a case of this stuff!
While all of the flavors that Louisville has are delicious, our favorite is the ‘Burger’. We’re up there in age and spices aren’t well tolerated anymore. Now we’re addicted to the Burger! It is now a food group in our house! Yum!!!
Hands down the best flavor. Also the way I found out Gregg Turkington is vegan. I get this one every time I order a bundle. You should too.
Delicious! It totally hits the spot, and it’s savory, and yummy, and reasonable!
This was great, taste a just like a burger!!!
Good flavor
We didn’t expect to like this flavor…. But we absolutely loved it! They hit the nail on the head with this one, you can taste all the different components of a burger (even the pickle!) with this one. This is one we don’t hesitate to repeat order. This scratches the itch for a burger, and knocks a lot of veggie burgers out of the park, flavor-wise.
The best flavor of anything on the planet. If they flavored oxygen like this, I'd breath a lot more readily. I'm magically six inches taller and 26 IQ points smarter after eating this stuff. Incredible.
This is a fun, tasty flavor that captures the essence of a fast-food burger while being considerably healthier than one. Probably good for vegetarians/vegans who are really craving meat.
Best vegan jerky out there.
Texture is wonderful, bourbon barbecue is a little on the sweet side, the nachos and jalapeño cheddar were a bit too salty, and the hamburger one was decent.
I’m not sure if I would order any of these flavors again, though. The black pepper is still one of my favorites, so is Carolina barbecue, and maple bacon. Even though I wasn’t too impressed with these new flavors, I tried, Louisville jerky is still my second favorite brand of jerky.
Do you like pickles? How about burgers? With ''Neil Hamburger Hamburger-style Jerky', you can enjoy both at once. 'Neil Hamburger' has an unusual flavor profile in the jerky universe (vegan or nonvegan), and I appreciate that.
Came in a week after it was supposed to (over two weeks after order was made). Reached out to customer service a couple of times and never received any response.
Yummmmmmmmmmm 😋
This may be my favorite jerky of all time. It’s very salty- so if that’s not your thing, you won’t like it, but it has a burger-y taste that I love.
One of the best flavors they have ! This bag is usually gone first
Neil Hamburger Jerky
Not bad, but a little bit too much salt for my liking
This is another excellent batch. I like most of the flavor options and the blend of spices is perfect.
Terrific flavor in this burger jerky which tastes like it's from a diner when I was growing up!
tastes like the standard jerky to me, no real hamburger flavor
this really tastes like hamburger!! brought me back to when i was a kid eating mcdonalds
Very tasty.
I’ve tried many of the Louisville flavors and have long considered myself a fan. This one is the absolute best! Like Neil Hamburger himself, it unique! And the flavors are on point! Wish this one would be added to regular production!
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